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I understand that it is not an original idea and probably clownphobic, but what has happened to our world?  As a society, we used to agree on basic things and simple concepts.  There used to be common sense, but what is now becoming all too common is nonsense.  #commonsenseisracistcracker

White people are evil and racist according to the white people on MSNBC, CNN, late night talk shows, and in Washington DC.  Chuck Schumer and Joe Biden really care about all minorities especially black women.  Need proof, Kamala Harris.  #cuethecacklinglaughter  We also can't forget Karine Jean Pierre.  #ouioui

Delusional men should be protected against the existential threat that is biological women.  Fake women need to endure the oppression of real women on a daily basis.  You cisgendered bigots don't understand how hard it is to deal with all the transphobic hate speech when you expose your dick to a bunch of whiny Karen oppressors in the women's locker room.  #itsjustmyfemalecocksnowflakes

Printing money and giving it away like a rapper at a strip club #makingitrain is a next-level economic strategy.  It's unfair to expect politicians to only spend money that they have and to spend money in a way that benefits their constituents.  You know those losers that gave them the power.  Stop complaining about working your whole life and looking forward to your retirement only to find out that your money is now worth a little more than a pile of old newspapers and phone books.  #soundslikemorewhitefragilityhonky

Shutting down or limiting our oil extraction abilities while not changing our consumption or need for oil will usher in a new utopian society that will "save the planet."  Raping and pillaging the planet for oil is an existential threat.  However, raping and pillaging the planet for rare earth minerals for electric cars is the key to heaven on earth.  "Ooh, baby, do you know what it's worth?  Ooh, Heaven is a place on Earth."  #thanksbelinda

The way to end racism is to be racist against white people.  The whites are clearly the oppressors in this society.  Forget about being on the forefront of ending slavery and creating a country that people of all colors want to live in.  Whites are the fucking worst!  If only every sports league would take racism as seriously as the NFL and the NBA, racism wouldn't exist.  #endracism #fuckyouhonky  Although plot twist, Colin Kaepernick says the NFL combine is the same as slave auctions.  #accordingtothebackoftheendzonetheyareagainstracism  #saytheirnames

The best way to stop crime is to not enforce laws or prosecute those that commit crimes.  Allowing criminals to do what they please with no worries of jail is a good thing?  #reparationsmuthafuckincracker  Mobs of thieves at retail stores.  Car jackers and muggers living life like they're playing Grand Theft Auto.  #nojusticenopeacemuthafucka

Eliminating millions of jobs is a great "4-D chess strategy" if you want to claim to be a job creator when you "create" new jobs to fill in the void that was created on purpose.  Other than creating shell companies for the massive amounts of foreign payments for himself and his family members, Joe Biden has trouble creating a turd when he's sitting on the toilet.  #shittinghispantsisadifferentstory

Having a president with the most foreign policy experience of anyone seems like a great idea given that the previous president with zero foreign policy experience presided over 4 years of relative peace.  How are we doing now?  #opencheckforukraine  #istandwithhummusandpita

There is no need for concern when a public servant becomes a multimillionaire along with pretty much everyone in his family.  Hunter is living the American dream.  He's living it up with hookers, blow, firearms, getting paid for literally nothing or getting paid to throw some paint on a canvas.  #helikesblow  #hedoesblowart

Convenient "bombings" and "mass shootings" happen more and more frequently with less and less actual evidence.  All to tell the same story, white people are bad and white people who own guns are worse.  It doesn't matter who the shooter is or if there is a shooter at all.  Comply or face the consequences!  #takethatcrackerassfool

Apparently, "transitory" inflation is a necessary component of building an economy from "the bottom up and the middle out."  Which economic concept says to spend way outside of your means and to not concern yourself with any kind of budgetary restrictions?  #bidenomics

Small businesses being forced to close and big businesses recording record profits is all part of holding billionaires accountable.  It appears that they are forcing the middle out and pushing them down to the bottom while lining the pockets of those at the top.  #trickleupeconomics

Christianity is bad for all the reasons, but Islam is all good and has nothing to do with violent extremism.  Christians hate gays and transfolk while Islam uh um ... actually, they advocate for the murder of gays and transfolk.  Anyway, fuck christians!  #honkyracistbiblethumpingbigots

Obesity is healthy and attractive, and if you don't like it, you are a body shaming fatphobic piece of shit.  You work out and have muscles that show and everything.  Good for you!  Just because I'm carrying an extra hundred pounds of useless fat on my body and my heart has to work extra hard to keep me alive doesn't mean that I'm not healthier than you, bigot!  #actuallyitdoesfatfuck

So, remember everyone is welcome in "America" unless you are a fucking Christian cisgendered honky piece of shit.  If you happen to fall into that category, you could go undercover to more easily survive the inclusive nature of today's "America."  #gonnaknockyourassoutcracker

In order to get by, don't wear clothing that makes you look like a basic, conservative, straight, god-fearing honky.  Tattoos, colored hair, and piercings can help you blend in but are basically permanent.  One non-permanent way to disguise yourself is by wearing rainbow, LGBTQ+, Biden 2024, or any pro-Ukraine shit.  If you are a man throw on a dress or at the very least some lipstick.  Get creative.  As long as you end up looking like a complete fucking idiot, you will have achieved the look.  #blendinwiththeherd

The next level of camouflage is your behavior in public. Shit talking Republicans and/or Christians when out and about is a way to distinguish yourself as an acceptable cracker.  Brush up on idiotic liberal talking points like universal basic income, the evils of MAGA extremists, gender affirming healthcare, BLM, immigration reform/open borders, the big lie, abortion as a reproductive right, the necessary work done by ANTIFA, the benefits of Marxism, and of course climate change/electric cars.  Then, you too, can blend right in.  Don't be too knowledgeable on the talking points, though.  They'll probably be enamored by your intellect (a foreign concept for them) and communication skills and try to make you run for office.  #idiocracyinreality  #theendisnigh  #dontneednostradamustoknowthatwearedonefor  #armageddon2024