Young man, there's no need to feel down

Young man, there's a place you can go.  #bymanimeanwomanortransornonbinaryorwhateverthefuck

It's fun to protest with the A.N.T.I.F.A.  #thosearesomebadmuthas  #shutyourmouth

Have any of you seen those people who wear riot gear (helmets, goggles, bullet proof vests, etc.) usually in all black?  #whatswrongwithblackcracker  They show up at protests, libraries, police stations, city halls, etc. to incite fear and chaos.  If you hold a different opinion to theirs, they might decide to beat the shit out of you.  At the very least, they will intimidate you by threatening to beat the shit out of you or worse.  #tobefairyouwerebeingtoowhite  #thatsmybikepunk

The ruling class claims that this fantasy group referred to as Antifa (Anti-Fascist) by conspiracy idiots doesn't actually exist.  It's just an idea.  The conspiracy loving conservatives' imaginations gone wild.  A hallucinatory fever dream akin to a bunch of Bigfoots in tactical gear, I guess.  But unlike Bigfoot, there is first-hand accounts and plenty of video evidence that this group actually exists.  #conspiracytheoristracistinsurrectionists  #thatsclearlyaguyinabigfootsuit  #dontassumeitsgender

A fascist is a follower of a political philosophy characterized by authoritarian views and a strong central government - and no tolerance for opposing opinions.  Under fascist rule, the emphasis is on the group - nation - with few individual rights.  If only there was a group of superheroes to battle the evil fascists in the world.  #ineedahero  #imholdingoutforaherotilltheendofthenight

The Anti-Defamation Leage according to their website is the leading anti-hate organization in the world.  A global leader in combating antisemitism, countering extremism and battling bigotry wherever and whenever it happens.  The ADL works to protect democracy and ensure a just and inclusive society for all.  The completely unbiased ADL addresses this so-called imagined group.  They recognize an actual group coincidentally also called Antifa.  #sotheydoexistoutsideofmyimaginationafterall  #someonetelljerrynadler

From their description it is apparent that the ADL is a fan of Antifa.  After reading the definition, everyone probably agrees that fascism seems really bad.  Antifa stands for anti-fascist, so they must be really good.  ADL downplays Antifa in their first bullet point about them.  "Antifa is a decentralized, leaderless movement composed of loose collections of groups, networks and individuals."  #officiallytheykindadontexistreally  It's kind of like an unsanctioned after school club for making the world a better place.  Some days they concentrate on personal vision boards about world peace.  #caniborrowyourglitterpens  #ipreferpinkpuffpaint

The second bullet point describes that evil disinformation has distorted the public perception of the movement.  #somuchfuckingdisinformation  We can all totally sympathize with not wanting people knowing about all of our flaws.  The best way to dispel inconvenient truths is to call the person exposing them a "fucking liar" or claim that it's disinformation.  #liarliarpantsonfire  #hewasmasturbating

Thirdly, this leaderless movement's professed purpose is to vigorously oppose fascism.  #itsmorebenignwithoutaleader  #leardersareracistanyway  #justlikefathersinthehomeapparently #simpleoppositionisnotenough  Any Antifa related violence is done by extreme actors and is not the norm.  #antifaopposesviolence  All in all, the ADL is down with Antifa.  If only the National Football League would get on board.  #endfascim  #whereyouatnfl  #changethertoanfandsqueezeinansbetweentheaandc

Antifa gained notoriety when they began stepping up to battle white supremacists and right-wing extremists.  #heretheycometosavetheday  After the 2016 presidential election, Antifa has expanded their definition of fascism to include conservatives and supporters of Donald Trump.  #thenonleadersarechangingdefinitionsofwordsnow  Did you get that?  Conservatives are now fascists!  Fascism is a far-left political ideology.  #thatsdisinformationbigot  #thisgraphicexposesyourbiglies  It totally makes sense that those who want the smallest government possible are one step removed from wanting the government to control everything.  #themoreyouknow  #authoritarianadjacent

Here is the key thing to take away from the ADL's opinion of Antifa.  "While violence can - and does - occur in conflicts between antifa actors and right-wing extremists, it is important to reject attempts to claim equivalence between antifa and the white supremacist and other right-wing extremist groups they oppose.  Antifa adherents reject racism, and only a small, militant element use violent tactics to express this opposition.  White supremacists and other right-wing extremists, on the other hand, use even more extreme violence to spread their ideologies of hate, to intimidate marginalized communities, and to undermine democratic norms."  #yourwrongsaresevereandevil  #ourwrongsareminorandalmostnonexistant  #actuallyourwrongsarerightracistcracker

See.  You must understand that Antifa stands for all that is good and right in the world.  They are beyond reproach.  Without leaders or specific doctrines this loosely tied together collection of small groups of friends and happy-go-lucky colleagues have somehow all gotten on the same page of the same book about how to be perfect and awesome in an imperfect and unawesome world.  #finallygotsomethingrightcracker

If the leaderless Antifa hivemind labels you as bad, then you are obviously bad.  In those instances, Antifa can and probably should be violent against you at a level that they deem appropriate up to and including murder.   #youregonnadieclown  Antifa violence is just and necessary violence.  Any group's violence opposing Antifa is a more violent evil violence that must not be tolerated.  #badforyougoodforthem

When mothers, fathers, children, and grandparents are holding pro-life signs outside of an abortion clinic, they are fair game for Antifa.  #youregoingdowngrandpa  When a similar group is holding anti-child-grooming signs outside of a "family friendly" drag brunch at a bar, they had better be ready to get knocked the fuck out.  #someonesgonnaneedtodragyoubacktoyourcar  #seewhatididthere  Any parent who thinks he/she is going to oppose any policies that a school board wants to implement might as well make a reservation at the local emergency room.  #honkypartyofone  Conservative speakers that are invited to speak at a college campus might as well uber to the venue in an ambulance and have it stand by because they will need it when they leave.  #howdareyouhaveadifferingopinion  #teachingwhattothinknothowtothink

You must keep in mind that Antifa has no tolerance for opposing opinions, because the only correct opinion is whatever they think at the moment.  #hititalanis  #itslikeraaaaaaaaaiinonyourweddingday

Now since everything bad in the world is Trump's fault, let's enter into evidence the opinion of MSNBC  expert on fascism, Mehdi Hasan.  Per the shadow government's mission statement, his main task is to slander and besmirch the evil orange blob at every turn.  "The man who started his reign with a rant about 'American carnage' finished it by trying to overturn an election he lost.  Now that man wants his old office back.  And we have been treated to a nearly three-year roller coaster of further evidence that Donald Trump is, in fact, the fascist candidate for U.S. president."  #fascistfascistfascist

When speaking about the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Mark Milley, Trump felt that colluding with a foreign adversary was an egregious act.  "This is an act so egregious that, in times gone by, the punishment would have been death!"  Mehdi equates this to the orange fascist threatening to kill generals.  #nope  #referencinghistoryisracist  #withtheobviousexceptionofwhenwedoit

Then the abominable orange man threatened the sacred media with punishment!  That turd had the audacity to post "when I WIN the Presidency of the United States, they and others of the LamesStream Media will be thoroughly scrutinized. They are a true threat to democracy and are, in fact, THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!  The Fake News Media should pay a big price for what they have done to our once great Country."  Mehdi might have peed his pants a little when he read that.  #soscarylikeareallifehorrormovie  He likened Agent Orangeman to the devil, Vladimir Putin himself.  #bestfriends  #requiringthemediatoreportthetruthisracist  #whitesupremacistfascistpiecesofshit

Of course, any "the sky is falling" tirade against Trump is mandated to include references to January 6th, the worst day in the history of all history.  #alwaysremembertoneverforget  "Trump's violent rhetoric means lots of people just doing their jobs have to take extreme measures for their safety or the safety of others."  Special measures now need to be taken to conceal the identities of the jurors in Fulton County, Georgia.  #lockhimuplockhimup  #throwawaythekeythrowawaythekey #noonefeelssafewiththefatorangemichaelmeyerswalkingthestreets

Mehdi also included a bonus, smoking gun, "Trump is an evil asshole" piece of evidence.  "Late last month, the indicted former president appeared to go looking for a gun."#dunduntduhhhhhh  And get this.  It was "the same gun shop that sold a mentally ill white supremacist an AR-style gun used in the mass killing of Black people just last month."  #ithoughtitwasokaytobenotokay  #stopbeingflippanthonky  #noticethecapitalb  #neveracapitalw  #whereyouatnfl

Overall Mehdi Hasan isn't very happy with his media colleagues and their reports of Joey.  He wants the media to continue their propaganda praising Scranton Joe free of any criticisms.  Any talk of Stuttering Joe’s faults of which there are many is unacceptable to this respected professional political analyst/journalist.  "We have a fearful media culture that is all over Biden's advancing age but afraid to call Trump what he is: a dangerous unhinged fascist."  #histhesisisthemediaisprotrump  #rachelmaddowlovestrump

The stumbling bumbling dishonest "Commander in Cheat" can't be criticized.  All criticisms must be reserved for the fat, orange, fat-fuck "fascist."  The fat, orange, fake fascism must be eliminated so the real democratic fascism can thrive.  #haveyoufigureditoutyet  #idontlikeyoubecauseyouareunsafe  #everytimeyouopenyourmouthyouaredangerous  #godgaveyouabrainforareason    #iheardthataboutyouyouliketoworkalone  #theplaqueforthealternatesisdownintheladiesroom  #justdownthishallway  #stepintothechamber  #nightnight