For your eyes only
And by "your" I mean you, any custodial worker at the University of Pennsylvania, any Chinese donor to said university, practically any student or visitor at the University of Pennsylvania, Doctor Jill Biden, Hunter Biden, any visiting family member, any random house guests, any of Hunter's foreign business associates that Joe has never met, Octopussy, any one of the many sex workers and/or drug addicts that Hunter decided to bring over to the house so they could get high and watch Trainspotting or so he could show off by joyriding in dad's bad ass Corvette, any neighbors, any gardeners, any of the many housekeepers that multimillionaire Joe Biden employs, basically anyone in the general vicinity of Joe's house, and of course any of the actual movers of the documents since Joe hasn't worked a day in his life. #itisalockedgarageasshole
The name's Biden, Joe Biden. #internationalmanofgettingrichery
The mainstream democratic propaganda operatives are constantly working overtime to let you know that Biden shitting his pants once again is nothing to be bothered by #nothingtoseeherefolks #plugyournoseandmoveon, but Trump's shit should get him the death penalty. #lynchthatfatorangeracistasshole #notyoudavid #lynchmeaningtohang
The key takeaway from the numerous mainstream articles written and media coverage about these two individuals is that their situations are completely different, diametrically opposed if you will. They are contrasting, disparate, conflicting, divergent, antipodal, or antagonistic. #thesaurusmuthafucka Biden is angelic, and Trump is demonic. #joejoehesourmanifhecantdoitnobodycan #joeonlyhadafewdocuments #trumphadallthedocuments
"I live my life like there's no tomorrow. And all I've got, I had to steal" #runningwiththedevil #trumpisnotthedevildavid #butthatlinesoundsexactlylikebiden
The funny thing is is that the propaganda peddlers are correct in stating that these two situations are different. Aside from both being about sacred classified documents, they are very different! The problem is, as per usual, their assessment is what is fucked up. The Trump situation is the relatively benign one, whereas the Biden situation is malignant. #soundslikewhitesupremacytome
Trump had known classified documents at Mar-A-Lago. #fuckingtubofshit It wasn't a secret. He was in contact with the high and mighty government records keepers regarding these documents. As president, Trump had the authority to declassify documents. It's probably safe to say that every former President has classified or formerly classified documents in his possession. #howhavewesurvivedasacountry In order to get around Trump's ability to declassify documents, the beyond reproach nonpartisan Washington Post claimed that Trump had "documents related to nuclear weapons." #allbetsareoffwhenyougonuclear #uponfurtherreviewthecallisoverturnednonucleardocumentswerefound
We have recently come to find out that Biden has had unknown classified documents in his possession for the last 6 years. The high and mighty omniscient records keepers were apparently clueless about these documents. #iwonderwhy "Dr. No Clue" has once again used his favorite claim, incompetence by way of extreme stupidity, regarding these documents. He has no idea that he had documents at his Penn Biden Center, in his garage, in his home library, and the many other places where he has "accidentally and unknowingly" moved and stored classified documents. He also claims to have no idea what his only surviving son, Hunter, does for a living. #soundslikeadumbfuck #dontsweatthesmallstuff #fatheroftheyear
Joe Biden has not claimed that he declassified any documents while being VP. Once again, he has stated that he has no idea about any classified documents anywhere. The only thing he knows about classified documents is that Trump has been very bad, reckless, irresponsible, and careless with them. #megamagabastard
Joe Biden's longstanding defense of "Dumbfuck Immunity" is lost on professional fact checker Sudiksha Kochi who claims that Biden has the authority to declassify documents. That's the best part when the media minions start spinning irrelevant stories that don't even help the situation. Joe Biden has never claimed nor will he ever claim that he declassified any documents, because he has never declassified any documents. #itshardforhimtomakeittothebathroom
What are classified documents anyway? Is there a top-secret level White House scribe with parchment, a quill, and ink hand calligraphying these super top-secret documents? #stopbeingglibcracker Obviously, these documents are hard copies of digitally created content. #microsoftwordprobably So, acting like possessing these documents somehow stimies the government is just plain stupid. We can't move forward until we get all of the TPS reports. #dontforgetthenewcoversheets
Speaking of classified information, don't cameras still exist? What about copy machines? Portable digital information storage devices? Does the classified information only work if you have the original physical 8.5 by 11-inch piece(s) of paper that the information has been printed on? I'm just spitballing here, but if I wanted to steal classified information to use for nefarious purposes, I would just take pictures or maybe make some copies. #justsaying #thebigotmeistermakincopies
If you listen to the media, you'll hear stuff like Biden inadvertently packed away the documents containing nothing of national security importance. His documents apparently contain, among other inconsequential things, the secret recipe for the White House Chili, the White House digital passwords for the wifi network, Netflix, Paramount Plus, and CNN+, game instructions for the White House version of Monopoly, and the laundering routines for the White House linen. Trump, on the other hand, has the "ultra-mega-end-of-the-world-super-top-secret" access codes to all of the government servers including the nuclear launch codes. #armageddonherewecome #moonraker
Here are some words of wisdom from Frank Figliuzzi. A Judge only issues a search warrant after an assertion that a crime has occurred. While "mishandling" classified documents could constitute a crime, that statute requires that someone "knowingly removes such documents or materials at an unauthorized location." There's no evidence, at least not yet, of criminal intent in the Biden matter. Where was the evidence that Trump had criminal intent? #fatorangewhitesupremacistduhhh Also, many are asserting that a crime has occurred with our current pathological liar in chief. #leavegrandpajoealoneyoufuckingmonster
Don't forget that they have claimed that Trump mutilated some of the classified documents! I bet some were found to have burger grease and Big Mac special sauce on them. Other documents apparently had classification dysmorphia and identified as unclassified documents, so Trump provided them with identity affirming healthcare by surgically altering their "deadname" classification with a black Sharpie. #howyoulikethatbullshit #doesntmakesensedoesit
Last time I checked, Don Jr., Eric, and Ivanka didn't make hundreds of thousands of dollars from foreign adversaries. Upon review, the infamous Hunter Biden has made hundreds of thousands of dollars maybe even millions from foreign adversaries based on no identifiable worth other than he is the son of a career politician with access to American power and influence. #diamondsareforever How else would Hunter be able to afford the $50,000 a month rent payments to his daddy? #classifiedaccesscostsmoneyracist
I wonder why renting a room was so expensive. I hope he had a master bedroom that included a jacuzzi tub. #masterisracistasshole Joe claims to love Hunter and refers to him as the smartest man he knows. It doesn't seem very financially smart to rent a room for $50,000 a month. There must be additional perks that are classified top-secret. #forhunterseyesonly #theworldisnotenough
So, Trump had classified and/or declassified documents from his administration. Biden had/has classified documents from the Obama administration. Why hasn't anyone questioned the Democratic superhero ruler extreme? #whatsayyoubarry The fact that his complete joke of a vice president absconded with an unknown number of classified documents from his administration should at the very least piss him off. #apparentlynotabigdeal #aviewtoakill
Joe is already reeling from his many embarrassing losses as POTUS, worst of all losing his WOAT status to Karmeela as most pathetic vice president in American history. He arguably edged out Dan Quayle in a neck-and-neck race until Karamello "Usain Bolted" both of them. #inyofacehonkies
Joe is recovering from his many losses by establishing an unprecedented record of ineptitude that will solidify his position as WOAT at being POTUS. He has figuratively bent Jimmy Carter over the Resolute desk and fucked the living daylights out of him. Whatever Carter blundered, which was pretty much everything, Biden has completely destroyed. #joegavejimmythecornpoptreatment
Carter had his fucktard of a brother, Billy, to further illustrate how pathetic his presidency was. #billybeer Biden comes along and says, "Hold my beer! I'll see your idiot brother and raise you two of my own." Jim and Frank Biden aren't even creative enough to create beer or even package and sell hot dogs. #franksfranks #franksandbeans
Those two devious fucks just hitched their pathetic asses to the corrupt-politician-for-life gravy train of good ole boy, Goldfinger, and big brother, Joey. What an impressive family of multimillionaires! But the Trumps are the pathetic ones, right? #theycolludedwithrussiarussiarussiayouwhitesupremacist #fromrussiawithlove
Ultimately, to let everyone know who the all-time WOAT is, Joey removes all doubt by going nuclear #thunderball and dropping the "Hunter bomb." #liveandletdie A drug addicted, legitimate documented foreign colluding, fine artist "smartest man he knows" according to the man with the golden gun who coincidentally would have a lot of use for American classified documents. #thespywholovedme
#skyfall #itappearstobefalling #chickenlittle #presidentdumbfuck
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