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I just found out some fascinating information from the uber famous, not-at-all racist, fully fact checked MSNBC opinion columnist, Hayes Brown.  Most of us think of Donald Trump as a political outsider, a non-politician who was elected the 45th president of the United States but get ready for your mind to be blown!  #wethinkofhimasanorangepileofshitcracker

In writing about the evil, fat, orange devil and his absolute destruction of immigration in America, Mr. Brown details how everything is Trump's fault.  He of course mentions the infamous border wall, the "Muslim travel ban," and the "Remain in Mexico" policy.  The argument is that by trying to stop illegal immigration Trump was trying to stop all immigration even legal immigration.  Cheeto Don did attempt to limit legal immigration until the out-of-control illegal immigration problem was addressed.  #closethefloodgates

The highly respected MSNBC featured performer removed all liability from the current administration by writing, "The backlog these policies created were only exacerbated by the Covid-19 pandemic and the use of Title 42, a public health rule Trump created that lets the U.S. immediately turn back asylum at the border."  That is a very interesting statement.  #ifonlysomeonekeptrecordsofthisstuff

Title 42 is a previously rarely-used clause of the 1944 Public Health Services Law.  Donald Trump was born on June 14, 1946.  #adatethatwillliveininfamy That would put him at about a negative 2 years old at the time the 1944 Public Health Services Law was put into effect.  Given that the bill made its way through the houses of congress before being signed in July of 1944 by then president, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Trump must have written it about 2 years before he was even a glimmer in his dad's eye.  That's an impressive feat for someone who didn't exist yet!  #moreevidenceofwhiteprivilegecracker

It's obviously ridiculous to think that Trump wrote Title 42 before he existed.  But, Hayes Brown is a serious respected journalist.  So how did he do it then?  I think I've figured it out.  Shortly after baby Donny was born (maybe around his second birthday), he thought up Title 42 knowing that his future president self would need it to aid in his xenophobic, white supremacist border policies.  #babiescanttellthefuturebigot  I forgot to mention that baby Donny was clairvoyant.  #wellokthenitmakessense

You might still be wondering, "How did 2-year-old Donny's Title 42 get into the 1944 Public Health Services Law?"  That's the best part.  He used a fucking time machine!  #heavy

I bet you didn't know that the 'Back to the Future' trilogy was based on actual events.  Obviously, the plot was changed for dramatic purposes.  Some characters were combined to tighten the story.  They left out the plotline about baby Biff going back in time to insert desired legislation and get it passed into law, because CGI baby technology wasn't good enough yet.  Yes, you heard that right.  The character of Biff Tannen is actually Donald Trump.  #whatareyoulookinatbutthead

How do you think Trump's family made all of their money?  #grayssportsalmanac

No one knows for sure who Marty McFly is in real life, but all knowledgeable historians know Biff is asshole Trump.  It's too bad that in real life Trump (Biff) ascended all the way to the presidency.  #yougotthatrightcracker

You'll never look at Trump Tower or the Trump Taj Mahal the same way again.  #whydontyoumakelikeatreeandgetouttahere

Now that you've been clued into the secret history of Donald Trump's clairvoyant time-traveling formative years, let's get back to our current border crisis.  The crisis for our rulers is that we have a border at all.  Those in power want to remove any potential obstacles for entry into Dumbfuckistan.  #eventurnstylesarefrownedupon 

"White Americans, what?  Nothing better to do.  Why don't you kick yourself out?  You're an immigrant too."  So, let me get this straight brilliant genius philosophizer Jack White, everyone is an immigrant?  #yup  Given that everyone is an immigrant and following your logic, everyone on the planet is legally justified to go and live wherever they want?  #anotherlogicalroadblocktostupidarguments  #bordersshmorders

"Who's usin' who?  What should we do?  Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too."  Actually, you can you trans bigot!  Anyone can identify as non-binary including when it comes to the traditional sex worker/sex trafficking dynamic.  Maybe stick to "finding yourself a girl and settling down.  Live a simple life in a quiet town."  #steadyasyougotohell

Every country has borders.  A lot of countries don't need any border security because no one is trying to enter illegally.  There's not much need for high tech security around a sewage plant.  It seems kind of ironic that immigrants from around the world are dying to get into the racist cesspool that is America.  #alittletooironic

Open/no border politicians love to scream and whine about providing asylum.  #asylumasylumasylum  So, for those that don't know, let's dig-in to "asylum."  Asylum, in the context they are speaking, is the protection granted by a nation to someone who has left their native country as a political refugee.  "What is a refugee?" you might ask.  #readyornothereicome

Refugee is a person who has been forced to leave their country in order to escape war, persecution, or natural disaster.  Almost all of the "refugees"/illegal immigrants illegally crossing the border when caught tell the border patrol the secret password "asylum."  The follow up secret password is "persecution."  Persecution is defined as hostility and ill-treatment, especially on the basis of ethnicity, religion, or sexual orientation or political beliefs.  #outofthefryingpanandintothefire

Why would anyone fleeing from persecution based on any of those characteristics run to a white supremacist den of iniquity created by evil Jim Crow white supremacists for the benefit of violently extreme, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, everythingophobic, white supremacist, hate-speeching meanies?  #soundslikeabadidea  Truly compassionate overlords and their subservient politicians would want to create an impenetrable barrier to protect outsiders from accidentally entering this BIPOC hell on earth.  #waitwhat  #ineedtoliedown

In closing, why is it bad that Biff Trump is trying to keep people out of a place that is evil and very detrimental to their health and well-being?  It seems like a very humanitarian thing to do.  Those that are telling you that we are "Persecution Palace" want to bring in unlimited future victims?  #soundslikeaveryevilplan

Or maybe the constant whining and crying about how evil America is is a bunch of leftist diarrhea.  #sticktocomedymikey  For all its flaws, America appears to be the dream destination of many from around the globe.  #whyisthatilhanomar  

You don't have to be a fake refugee to come here.  You should, however, have to follow the legal process to come here.  Citizens are required to live by our sacred democracy norms when it is convenient for the overlords, but illegal immigrants (criminals) can do whatever they want.  Paying hundreds or thousands of dollars to Mexican Cartel scumbags (even eviler criminals) to get you here isn't the way.  Any politician turning a blind eye to this crisis/aiding and abetting the cartel travel agencies should be persecuted until they, in fact, flee to another country for asylum.  #apparentlyairforceonecantflytotheborder  #december21surgetheborderday  #neverforget  #theydontcare  #newsom2024