You bought forty dollars worth of fuckin film and you never even talked to her

"See that mustache coming in, Rat?"

If you haven't already realized the content of what you're about to read, then please wake the fuck up!  "Men have died trying to obtain this valuable information, but I'm gonna give it to you for free."  I'm gonna dumb this down so that even someone stuck in the Leftrix could understand it.  Yet, they still wouldn't.  #ignoranceisbliss

The current political power structure requires you to believe the following.  Anything that the elites say is the truth and beyond question.  Anything that anyone else says that is contradictory is a lie and must be censored.  Any questions of the "truth" are not allowed because how dare you, you pathetic probably insurrectionistic piece of shit! #theydeterminethetruth

Obviously, the powerful elite don't lie, so anything they say needs to be treated as the gospel.  #areyoucallingmealiar  #onceuponatimeindumbfuckistan

Any questioning of the veracity of said gospel is disrespectful to the ruling elite and very annoying.  #howdareyou  The politician that you helped elect to represent you is telling you what you need to know and believe.  Yeah, he/she might be saying the opposite of what he/she said to get your vote, but quit with all the fucking questions.  You ignorant fool!  #janeyouignorantslut

If people are allowed to share their thoughts and opinions, the world would definitely end.  #hellscape  Those fucking racists that wrote the constitution were obviously evil and wrong when they put in all that horseshit about people having the right to say things that they want to say.  #crackerassbitches

Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter has put us into the "final countdown."  "We're leavin' together.  But still it's farewell.  And maybe we'll come back to Earth, who can tell?"  #singitbrother  #europerocks

Musk's allowance of free speech on Twitter has started the dominoes falling toward the end of humanity according to the left's mouthpieces.  #thisistheend  #singitjim  

According to Charlie Sykes of MSNBC worldwide fame, the federal government published a joint intelligence bulletin warning of the threat of domestic violence aimed at "candidates running for public office, elected officials, election workers, political rallies, political party representatives, racial and religious minorities, or perceived ideological opponents."  This warning was triggered by the radical Musk allowing people to state their opinions on a website.  #hedidfuckingwhat  #triggerwarning

People living in truth aren't afraid of liars, whereas liars are deathly afraid of the truth.  Say what you want.  I actually like listening to the bullshit.  It's like watching a bunch of jackasses with "DUMBFUCK" tattooed on their foreheads pontificating on common sense issues while getting everything wrong. #butireallylovemyspicolivans

If you are basing important life and death decisions impacting you and those that you love on the information being disseminated from a pathological liar, then you should probably consider taking some of that Fentanyl that is definitely not coming across the very secure southern border by way of China.  If you go to that undoubtedly secure border, be careful of the horsey riding white supremacist whippers.  #iwannaridethehorsey

It comes down to this. #sin  "Did you think I wouldn't recognize this compromise?  Am I just too stupid to realize?  Stale incense, old sweat and lies, lies, lies."  #nineinchnails

The ruling class has deemed you to be too intellectually deficient to decipher between truth and lies.  So, they will perform the service of shutting down all the evil misinforming disinformationing white supremacist hate mongers.  They promise they will only allow people to say and hear the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help them God. #crossmyheartandhopetodiestickaneedleinmyeye

They don't even need to create a disinformation committee or anything.  #theyactuallytriedthatanditfailed  They will provide this service out of the kindness in their hearts.  It's all about truth, justice, and the American way.  #saveusjoey   #ithoughtweweretoldtheamericanwayissystemicallyracist

It's kind of like Joe Biden's Puppetmaster's own interpretation of Mike Damone's Special Five-Point Plan.  #nowpayattention  #whatarat

1)  "Never let on how much you like a girl."  #ohdebbiehi  

Translated- Never let the constituents know that you don't give a fuck about them.  #hereissomefreestuff  #sitdownandshutup

2)  "You always call the shots."  #getvaxedyouwontregretit  

Translated-  Force them to take experimental "vaccines" with no real data proving that they do anything but harm.  #disinformingantivaxracistbigot

3)  "Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be."  #isntthisgreat  

Translated-  Try to convince American citizens that America is the worst most despicably racist place to be while you open the borders to the millions of people trying to illegally enter.  #heyimmigrantswouldyoulikesomesystemicracism

4)  "When ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you."  #classymove  

Translated-  Close restaurants, destroy food production factories, and create supply chain issues to create food shortages.  Then make sure you shame them with "white privilege" if anyone complains.  #andacokewithnoice  #iheardogfoodisntthatbad

5)  "When it comes down to making out put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."  #wheneverpossible  

Translated-  Start blasting side two track five of the Doors debut album the Doors, This is the end, because you are fucked.  #hititjim

And always remember, "They don't care if you cum, stay, lay or pray.  Whatever happens their toes are still tapping."  #iwokeupinagreatmood  #idontknowwhatthehellhappened