Seriously That's the best you got

"Hit me with your best shot." #fireaway  #yougopat  This is in reference to the old young Pat Benatar that wasn't an idiot.  The current old virtue signaling Pat Benatar refuses to sing her biggest hit anymore, because of you guessed it climate change.  #wahwaaaaah  Actually, that would be ridiculous.  She's refusing to sing the song because of gun violence.  #andofcourse  #obviously  #makesperfectsense  #stopbeingflippantaboutclimatecatastropheandgunviolencecracker

Enough with the old white lady.  This is about good ole Barry and the hits.  #bringonthehits

 No, I'm not talking about Barry White.  I wish I was. #ohyeah   #icantgetenoughofyourlovebabe

Nope, not talking about Barry Gibb either. #hesawomansmannottimetotalk   #sweetbeardbro

Not Barry Bonds either.  #niceswing   #talkabouthits

Sit back down Barry Manilow, not you either.  #heismusicandhewritesthesongs  #eventhoughthatsongwaswrittenbysomeoneelse

Sorry Barry Sanders, you were one of the best though.  #halloffame

And finally, I'm not referring to Barry "Bear" Baricza from one of the best crime drama television series ever, CHiPs.  He's definitely one of the most underrated chips on the show.  #suckitponch  #yousuckittoojon

Unfortunately, the Barry in question is the former president of the United States, Barack "Barry" Obama.  #dontfuckwithoursaviour  #typicaldisinformationfromawhitesupremacistpieceofshit

This particular Barry has stepped out from one of his multimillion-dollar castles and hopped aboard a very luxurious private jet to begin his "Hypocrisy Tour." #kevinharteatyourheartout  #votedemocratorelse

He's really concerned about climate change, you know.  He's like a grown up, black male version of Greta Thunberg.  That's why he has multiple mansions on the shore and flies private jets all over the globe.  #saveourplanet   #underwaterrealestateisthenewbitcoin

Don't worry though.  I'm sure he and the multitudes of his armed private security #personalarmy  all drive Nissan Leafs (or is it Leaves) or at the very least Priuses (or is Priusees).  #endfossilfuelsnow  #renewableenergyrocks

So, Barry needed to leave one of his platinum and diamond encrusted castles to remind everyone to vote for the hall of fame level democratic slate of candidates over the pathetic reality television circus of white supremacist election denying republican candidates.  #theantidisinformationsuperhero  #dontthinkjustdowhathesays

Barry O commented about Trump's main qualification for politics was being on TV.  Nevermind the fact that he was on TV because he ran many successful businesses.  #theapprenticehello  He was using the slight on Trump to discourage voters from supporting Kari Lake in Arizona.  The Hall of Fame candidate Captain Bobama was stumping for was the fantastic Katie Hobbs.  #defenderofdemocracy

According to her bio, Katie is a courageous leader and defender of democracy.  #battlingexistentialthreatstodemocracyonthedaily  As Arizona Secretary of State, "She modernized the office, fixed faulty and broken systems, and battled misinformation from foreign and domestic sources."  #takethatputin  "Secretary Hobbs delivered a historically secure election for Arizona voters."  #itwashistoricforsurebutnotbecauseofsecurity

Apparently the faulty and broken systems she fixed didn't include the voting equipment in Maricopa County.  Arizona's midterm election results should be available sometime in late November, Christmas at the very latest.  #thankskatie  #alliwantforchristmasarearizonaelectionresults  #arizonaelectionresults  #arizonaelectionresults  #countingishard

We can't forget that Mean Joe Greenesque superstar of the Democratic Party, John Fetterman.  #getmynameoutchamouffcracker

"Waiting, watching the clock.  It's four o'clock, it's got to stop..."  #countingistimeintensivebigot  Pennsylvania lies and says she's in love with him.  Can't find a better man.  She dreams in color, but she doesn't dream in red.  She wants John Fetterman.  #eddieisapolitcalgenius  #singitbrother

Seriously, someone explain why any of the following people deserve to be paid to represent you, Katie Hobbs, Eric Swalwell, John Fetterman, Raphael Warnock, Tammy Duckworth, Jerrold Nadler, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, Chuck Schumer, and Joe Biden to name a few.  They may shout your favorite slogans or more accurately incoherently mumble them.  #howdareyoumockhisstutter #backatitagainyoufuckingableist 

They may appear to care about the issues that you care about.  #shapeshiftingchamaleaonbastards  But if you look at them objectively, you will find that they've done next to nothing for you.  They serve a higher/lower power depending on how you look at it.  #icareaboutwhatyoucareabout

Misdirection is their agenda always.  Look over there while they do devious shit right here.  There is definitely evil in the world.  Unfortunately, most aren't even aware of the evil that is standing right in front of them.  #takealook  #toopoortopayattention  

 

The evil is not a sack of potatoes falling from a Florida amusement park ride caught on early nineties level cell phone video.  #whyisitsopixelated

The evil is not a noose found on a racecar driver's garage door or found on the ground of a construction site.  #shutitdownthewhitesupremacistsaredoinghatespeechartsandcraftsagain

The evil is not a random bombing/shooting/tragedy that pops up during a convenient time in the news cycle and then disappears forever.  #neverforget  #neverforgetwhat  #hasanyonecheckedonarianalately  #itsoktonotbeok

The evil is not the existential threat of white supremacy in America that never shows up on the news while many are killed weekly in some cities by, dare I say it, not white supremacists.  #minoritieskillingminoritiesisbecauseofwhitesupremacyyoufuckingracist

The evil is not the disinformation/misinformation being spread about not getting a government mandated experimental "vaccine."  #taketheshotice  #toocloseformisslesimswitchingtoguns

The evil is not opposing spending money that we don't have on securing another country's border while ours in wide open.  #howaboutstandingforamerica

The evil is not law abiding citizens owning firearms while criminals are being let out of prison.  #unauthorizedaccessmaycausealethaldoseofleadpoisoning

Take off your fucking blinders and take a look.  The evil that exists isn't hard to find.  If you really cared and were truly opposed to evil, then one would think that you would be more vigilant against it.  Instead a bunch of lies and/or platitudes are all that's ever spoken, and nothing actually good is ever done.  #iwonderwhythatis  #antieviliswhatweneed  #interestingchoiceofcostume