It's a shame about Ray

 Oh, the humanity or lack thereof.  #lemonheads

Accept the story as they tell it, you conspiracy theorizing election denier.  #mainstreammedianeverlies  Stop questioning our "official" story even when we keep changing it to fit our narrative.  #onlywegettofactcheck  #shutupracist  

Somewhere in exile Ray Epps was shouting, "We're gonna go INSIDE Nancy Pelosi's house!"  #leaverayalonealready  #haveyounoshame  #hesbeenunfairlyvillifiedenough  

It's clear to us all #exceptthefbi that Ray Epps was a supreme, grand champion, ultra mega, MAGA evil white supremacist insurrectionist criminal mastermind.  #obviouslybecausehewaswearingthatfuckinghat  The fact that he wasn't ever charged or jailed like the many other grandmas and grandpas that were at the Capitol on the single worst day in American history, January 6, 2021 #neverforget still remains a mystery.  #quitwiththequestioningbigot

Not only did he "Pied Piper" all those evil insurrectionists to the Capitol on our darkest day, #momentofsilence  but he probably "Manchurian Candidated" the leftist drug addicted illegal immigrant nudist David Depape to go INSIDE Nancy Pelosi's home.  #hismindcontrolskillsarestrong  #jedilevel

It's clearly obvious to anyone with eyes and a brain that Depape was extremely MAGA in his views and lifestyle.  #heisbasicallydonaldtrumpjr  I'm sure he is appalled by the crisis at our southern border, and he is very pro law enforcement.  Anyone trying to paint him as anything other than an extreme right wing violent insurrectionist is probably a sociopathic white supremacist Nazi who wants to destroy our democracy.  #andhewaswhite  #dontforgetthatcracker

Now, if the mountains of fentanyl, I mean, mountains of evidence are not enough to convince you, here is the "smoking gun," or shall I say, "swinging hammer."  You probably should sit down for this revelation.  This piece of conservative dog shit allegedly screamed, "Where's Nancy?" after he breached the Pelosi home.  #explainthatawayjimcrow  #theysaidthatonjanuary6  #caseclosedheisanelectiondenyinginsurrectionist

Somehow, this probably SEAL team trained (do they have a SEAL team in Canada?) highly skilled killing machine breached the perimeter with so much stealth that the around-the-clock security detail for Paul Pelosi didn't even know he was there.  #canadianninja

Why aren't there huge rallies protesting the ineptitude of the very expensive taxpayer funded security that keep these elites safe in their homes?  Our democracy doesn't stand a chance of surviving without Nancy "doing it for the children" Pelosi and her probably more important husband Paul.  #becauseheisaman  #patriarchyandall  #howdareyouyoumisogynisticfuck

And don't even try to start questioning the official account of what happened.  #factsarefluid  This is an ever-changing event even though it already happened and is unchangeable as all strangely convenient politically charged incidents that happen when distractions are most needed for those in power are.  #quitwithyourconspiraciesyouqfollowingracist

We know exactly what happened because of the highly expensive in-house security and surveillance system in the multi-million-dollar mansion in Pacific Heights. #nofootage  Oh, so highly trained Canadian Ninja/SEAL Depape disengaged the security system?  Was that before or after he stealthily shattered the back door glass?  I bet he learned the art of silently breaking glass in his many years of intensive Kung Fu training.  #thatmakessense  #sorryformystupidity

The one thing that I'm still questioning is "how did Ray give the orders to Depape to go INSIDE Nancy's house?"  Did he contact him by cell phone, the internet, or telepathically?  I think that we are all on the same page about it not being telepathically.  #paranormalpussies  #wearenotdummies  That leaves phone or internet.  I bet they are CSI'ing the fuck out of those phone records.  #whothefuckareyou  "I really want to know."  #yougoroger

A certain group of people keep trying to tell you that January 6th was the worst day in American history.  Hordes of armed psychopaths stormed the Capitol with blood curdling fiery and not peaceful evil in their eyes fueled by the big fat orange devil himself.  #finallystartingtoseethetruthcracker  

Many police officers were killed (They like to say 6.) and many more severely injured.  #canwegetafactcheck  #helloisthisthingon  With video evidence of the Lucifero Naranja telling his brain dead zombie followers, "I know that everyone here will soon be marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard," it is obvious who commanded the deadly insurrection.  #whatanasshole

It's clear to see that the conduit of evil is as follows.  It starts with Satan.  He commands Trump what to do.  Trump then programs his minions to do his and the Devil's bidding.  #veryeeeeeeevil

One of those evil minions is of course Ray Epps.  Mr. Epps then rallied all the geriatrics in his immediate vicinity to descend upon the capitol.  That would be bad enough, but he took it an evil step further.  He programmed those blue hairs to actually go INSIDE the capitol.  #dontforgettheysaidwheresnancy

It's unclear if the exiled Epps pulled a Shooter McGavin by calling up Depape to take out Happy Gilmore (i.e. Nancy Pelosi).  #letsgotosizzler  #wheresnancy  The good thing is that Nancy wasn't home.  #thankgod  

David was then left to hang out with his friend Paul for thirty minutes before the police were called.  Sounds perfectly reasonable.  #stopquestioningourstoryyoujackass  #remembertovote  #democracyisontheballot  #votingredwillkilldemocracy  #snickersreallysatisfies  #itsapandemicoftheunvaccinated  #icandescribeamericainonewordwearefucked