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There are many different languages on our planet.  Each one of those languages are made up of multitudes of words that represent everything in our reality.  Over time words are added.  Sometimes additional meanings are added to existing words.  One group of words are referred to as pronouns. #whatarewordsfor

In the never ending drive to be different, to rebel, to tell the patriarchal system to go fuck itself, it is essential that more confusing and ridiculous pronouns be created.  #obviously   You must respect people's delusions and all the insane things that they claim as their pronouns.  Some closed minded people think that there are only 78 pronouns.  #bigots  Those same ass holes probably hold to the 2 gender conspiracy theory as well.  #transphobes  We all know that there are infinite genders.  Prove me wrong, boomer!  #itsscience  #biologyispropaganda

Those insensitive bigots are failing to see and recognize the many other types of individuals in the world.  How crazy is it to think that you can look at a person and tell what they are?  #cantjudgeabookbyitscover  

What about all the self identified demons in the world?  You'd better brush up on your demon pronouns. #isntthatspecial

  

Don't even get me started on all the self identified clowns in the world especially in Washington DC.  If you ever encounter someone in Congress, you'd better not talk to that individual unless you know those.  #clownworld

This opens the door to neopronouns or noun-self pronouns.  All that grammar bullshit you learned in grade school is obviously white supremacist transphobic hate language.  Propaganda to uplift whitey. #honkeydory  We live in a world where reality can be too mean especially if you are not a white (supremacist) privileged male.  Reality must be shunned and an individual's make-believe reality must be respected and affirmed.  #youneedtolivemytruth

Assuming a masculine jawline, XY chromosomes, and a 9 inch cock makes someone a male is problematic in the county of Dumbfuckistan with the rules of the New World Order. #cantdetermineabiologicalmalebyhisschlong  If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, walks like a duck and fucks like a duck, it's obviously a unicorn or a leprechaun or some unknown made-up creature depending on how it feels at that particular moment.  #neverassume

With the ever growing population of self deluded, identity crisis suffering, mental health patients, you have to do a short "fact" finding interview with them upon your first meeting and every meeting thereafter. #neverassume  After ascertaining all the pertinent gender/pronoun specifics, you can then proceed to reference the individual correctly for a short period of time.  Not only can a person choose/make up any bullshit they want, but they also can change to different bullshit at any moment.  Pronouns are like codes to Terry Benedict's vault at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.  Those codes are always changing.  #ifyoucaredyouwouldknow  #genderfluidforlife

Mis-gendering or mis-pronouning an individual is an unspeakable atrocity that will get you shunned from the New World Society.  #howdareyou  You are obviously a hateful piece of shit if you refer to a man as "he." #youhurtmewithyourwords

Inclusion, equity, inclusion, equity, inclusion, equity...  You are getting very sleepy...  Inclusion, equity, the "Big Lie," inclusion, equity...  Sleep...  Follow my voice...  When I snap my fingers you will hate everything white and cis-gender male.  #wakeup 

You are what you are.  The choice isn't yours.  God made the choice.  Nature made the choice if you are a heathen.  #youarenotgod  Buck up little camper. #dealwithit

"I think (that I am a nonbinary rainbow caterpillar); therefore I am."

"I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam."  

"I think I'm an asexual spawn of a cotton candy based lifeform from another galaxy; therefore I am a ... fucking idiot with severe mental illness on top of my emotional instability." #rainbowsforever

Any person's delusions of reality are irrelevant to actual reality.  Facts are facts.  #sorrytobreakyourheartmoron  I dare you to identify this individual correctly.  #mentallyunstable  #wehaveawinner

When you call your insane opinion a fact, and it is demonstrably untrue, get that shit outta my face.  #misinformationspreader  

Every human on this planet is a human male or a human female.  #evenfauciknowsthat   In extremely rare outlier situations, an individual may be biologically ambiguous.  That is not the issue here.  #nothingambiguousaboutadick  Each of us is a biological sex independent of anyone's opinion.  #rememberyoupreachfollowingthescience   

You want to be a woman but your twig and berries tell a different story.  Too bad.  If you chop them off and stuff in some breast implants, you are still a man, dickless and nutless with a nice rack but still a man.  #butdudelookslikealady

You want to be a man, but you can't get your vagina to morph into a penis.  #tryidentifyingasashapeshifter  #maybethatwillwork  Most if not all of the people on the planet at some point in their lives want to be something that they eventually realize isn't possible. Until recently, boys knew that they were boys, and girls knew that they were girls.  Surgeries and drugs may give the appearance of your delusion, but it doesn't change the reality.  #youcouldneverbeadinosaur

Disregarding all the nonsense, the neopronouns, and the noun-self pronouns, the most maddening proclamation of all is when someone claims that he/she is a they.  The purpose of language is to convey thoughts and ideas that represent reality.  The entire purpose for words is to convey meaning.  When you pervert words to the point that they are meaningless, you are not only stupid but evil.  Even a person with multiple personality disorder is only one person at a time. #shovethatsingulartheyupyourass

"They" by definition is more than one.  I will not refer to one person as more than one person on purpose.  If I ever do, it is by mistake and very annoying.  Words have meaning.  Asking me to disregard the meaning of words to placate your delusions is offensive.  #saywhatyoumeanmeanwhatyousay

If someone were to push the issue with me, I could shut it down using that person's own identity rules against them.  #whatsgoodforthegoose  If someone informed me that his/her pronouns were they/them.  I would discuss grammar rules and detail that words have meaning.  #fuckyouwithyoursingularthey  If simple logic and grammar rules from the English language didn't do the trick, I would bring out what the leftists would refer to as the "nuclear option."  #321contact   I'll see your offensive stupidspeak, and raise you with some really offensive shit.  #respectmytruth

I would proceed to play the game and tell them that my pronouns are "fuck and fuckself," "cock and jizz," "cunt and tits," "bitch and muthafucka," or whatever ridiculous bullshit I could come up with depending on how I'm feeling at the moment.  If I'm feeling really saucy, I will tell them that my pronouns are " the N-word and the F-word (homosexual slur)."  #respectthattruth  #triggermaggot  #checkandmate

#helltotheno