You're fired!

Somebody stop me!  This guy just won't quit.  Hayes Brown keeps pumping out the hits.  #paidbythewordiguess

The best part of this new piece (of shit) is the included letter from Kellyanne Conway.  #boardpositionsarebullshitanyway  #apulsemakesyouqualified

She completely destroys the left's human shield.  #climbingstairsishard  Pretty soon holding him up is gonna be more trouble than it's worth.  #wheeloutthetoken  #kamakamakamakamakamalachameleon #shecomesandgoes

Hayes Brown's decision to include her letter elevates his entry into the lexicon of stupidity to something worthy of a read.  He completely avoids all of the valid points that she addresses and any of her content, obviously.   #robotchickenandwaffles

But, why would you hold up a poster of a Lamborghini while you are trying to brag about your piece of shit Ford Pinto?  #selfreflectionlookintoit  #getit

"This really goes back to what every president's right is, which is to appoint individuals they choose because they are aligned with their values, because they are aligned with their qualifications that they deem for any of these positions for any of these boards.  That's what's taking place here.  It's not personal," lectured Jen Psaki.  #raggedyannecalledshewantsherlookback  #circleback  #iknowyouarebutwhatami

Qualifications are now important.  That is very rich coming from the most unqualified person to ever hold his current position or any position actually.  #seriouslyaccomplishmentsanyone  In his absolute prime (I dare someone to come up with when that was. #antiprimetime), he was unqualified for most jobs in existence.  #smallbusinessserialkiller  Is anyone arguing that right now is his prime or anywhere close to it?  His 80 plus million fans are awfully quiet.  #silenceisgolden  The only ones that are squawking are on the payroll. #therewasastrongwind  #takehimbehindthegymandbeatthehelloutofhim  #idputmymoneyonatoddleroverhim

Of all the things that he should be doing, is "removing appointees from executive boards" a pressing matter?  #yesitsanexistentialthreatyoudeplorableracist  Do these appointees, qualified or not, make any difference in the lives of the American people?  #whisperwhisperveryconsequential  #imnotjoking  Is it more important than, let's say, the endless assembly line of big scary COVID variants, Americans left for dead in Afghanistan trying to survive under the Taliban's thumb, the "we don't want to call it a crisis" area of the country where our border should be, or those #1 domestic terrorists aka evil white supremacist insurectionist thugs?  #99problemsandaboardaintone  #canwegobacktotalkingabouticecream

Just for comparison's sake, let's take a look at some of President Weathervane's appointments to actual positions of consequence.  #humanresourceslineone  #cleanupintheovaloffice  #takeoutyourwokebingocards

Vice Commander in Hiding.  #cacklerinchief  #whencaughtoffguardlaughlikealunatic #blackishasianyfemaletrifecta

Border Concierge.  #goodtoseeyoumicasaessucasa  #welcometofantasycountry #dontforgetyourfreestuff

Health Transcontinental Railroad Conductor or some shit.  #nocutsnobutsnococonuts  #youmakemefeellikeanaturalwoman  #secretaryofmentalhealththatsit  #twilightzone

Secretary of Defenseless and Poor Excuses.  #wasntme  #militaryintelligence  #atleastiamnotthedumbwhiterageguy   #luckyforhimlougossetjrwasonlyinthemilitaryinhollywood

Secretary of China Apologist.  #huntersbud   #pleasebenicetomechina  #selfesteemmatters  

Official Embracer of Trees.  #wannabealgore  #enemyofthefriendlyskies  #lettheminstallsolarpanels  #youdontunderstandmeflyingprivatejetshelpstheplanet

Transportation Guru.  #gotmeachrysleranditsasbigasawhaleanditsabouttosetsail  #gayequalsqualifiedbigot   #drivingyourcarislikerentingauhaulyoupayusforeverymiledriven

Chief Gain of Function Researcher to the President.  #teamwuhaninstituteofvirology  #randisabigbully  #youdownwithccpyouknowme   #themoremasksthebettercommonsense

Director of HIV? VHS? HHS? WTFC.  #neededmorelatinxappointments  #bockareeya #anycluewhatheactualfuckhesdoing

Defense Attorney General. #finallyfoundaplaceforthisfuck  #whateveryouneedmetodoiamyourguy  #justhappytobeapartoftheteam

We can't forget these two DISHONORABLE DISQUALIFICATIONS.

Director of the ATF or some like to say (#itsbecauseofhisstutter) Director of the AFT.  #maybeknowwhatanassaultrifleisnexttimedummy  #teachersalcoholtobaccofirearmsallthesameright

Office of Unlimited Spending.  #twitterbitch  #referencesqualificationswhogivesafuck  #seriouslyyoucouldntrunamallkioskwiththeselosers

I can't wait to hear, "You're fired!"  We'll have to wait and see if our voting system survives COVID.  I think there's a super evil variant heading our way that targets election integrity in swing states.  #canwevaccinateballots  #2024