I'm all out of bubble gum

Wake up, pretend that all of your previous failures don't exist, never look back unless slandering someone else, propagandize what you are going to do next, capitulate to China, blame the unvaccinated, make decisions with no regard to the consequences to your constituents/knowing the consequences but not giving a fuck, repeatedly cough into your hand while speaking, exaggerate something about Jim Crow, of all possible options for withdrawal pick the most idiotic one, blame others for your shitty policy decisions, cheerlead moves that weaken our democracy while claiming to strengthen it, blame the constitution for not being able to do something, do that something anyway, deny culpability, lie about something to distract from your epic failures, blame white supremacy, show up at memorials caused by your ineptitude, check your watch repeatedly, whisper into a microphone, fear monger existential threats from insurrectionist thugs, ask Nancy for permission, blame the previous administration, don't say a word about your planned open border, don't even acknowledge the border unless talking shit about border enforcement being racist, stumble on to the next thing, blather on about masks, blame climate change, prematurely tout booster shots, attempt to read words written by someone else and fail miserably, refuse to answer questions, eat ice cream, call a lid for the day, go to bed early, wake up, and repeat.  It's the American politician way.  #ihavetoreturnsomevideotapes

To think that the politician that you voted for is serving your interests is beyond naïve.  #imsorryyourdaddydidntloveyou  

"But he said this, and he said that."  The design of those words, ideologies, and campaign speeches were to obtain power by getting your vote.  The fact that you thought any politician was saying what he thought and meaning what he said is an indictment of your own intelligence or lack thereof. #youonlymatterduringanelection  #byyouimeanyourvote

POLITICIANS are to "serving your interests" as the words "END RACISM" on the back of a football helmet or painted at the back of the end zone are to "ending racism."  #atrafficjamwhenyourealreadylate  #sowedontcareaboutthewholeobjectifyingnativeamericansthinganymore

If your interests happen to be aligned with a particular politician's puppeteer’s actual interests, then congratulations you win...nothing.  #playstupidgameswinstupidprizes   #itmakesyoufeelgooddontit

The intricate webs of special interests and behind closed-doors deals are what public office is all about.  Their HOPE is that you are dumb enough to believe their bullshit while they CHANGE what they want to benefit themselves.  #hopeandchange  #effectiveslogan  #howdidthatworkoutforyou

There are the big ticket ideologies/positions that corral the masses into specific groups.  #selfherdingcattle  Immature freeloaders to the left.  Responsible hard workers to the right.  #iwantthefreestuff

I really care about this thing, and those people over there say that they care about it as well.  I want to team up with them, because there is "safety in numbers."  Not to mention, I have low self esteem, because I'm not very intelligent.  Conservative or liberal labels become a weak minded person's downloaded operating system.  The followers believe whatever propaganda their group pushes out.  #criticalthinkingforbidden  #thinkingformyselfistoohardanyway

Sounds like a broken system. #noshitsherlock  Stop believing everything that you hear.  #dontstopbelievingholdontothatfeeling  #nosteveitypedstopbelieving  #mostofitisbullshit   

Everything that you see/hear/read in the media isn't all true or all false.  You must consider the source and use your brain.  This sounds complicated what should I do?  #payingattentionisagoodstart

Step one, wake the fuck up and start thinking for yourself.  #stophittingthesnoozebutton  

If you can't justify the reasoning behind something that you "believe," then stop!  #dontstopbelievingholdontothatfeeling  #shutthefuckupsteveperry

If you care about the homelessness problem, #fuckingwhiteprivilegedhomebigot pardon my insensitivity, houselessness problem, and the politician that wears the same colored jersey as you is not addressing the problem in any effective way, then stop supporting the asshole.  Actively campaign against that fraud.  Stop blindly following a dishonest piece of shit. #definitionofapolitician

The knock on a candidate for having no "political experience" is a professional politician talking point.  I would rather have a person in office that has real world experience.  Give me a successful real world professional with zero political experience over a career politician every fucking time. #andtwiceonsunday #ifpoliticalexperienceisagoodthingexplainjoebidenplease

Career politician's care about themselves only.  Their power and their money.  #neitherofthosethingsincludeyou  Once again, if the selfish interests of a politician that you support coincidentally line up with yours then congratulations.  #mightneedarealitycheck  They serve different bosses.  Their government salary which is way too much already is nothing in comparison to their under the table money.  #mediocrepoliticiansbecomingmultimillionaires  #isntthatspecial  

Not only are your interests not given a "second thought," your interests never got a "first thought."  #itssocutewhenyouthinktheycare  #ibetyouthinkstripperslikeyoutoo

When you are shown a picture from a video of someone riding a horse, and you know absofuckinglutely nothing about riding horses, don't take a propagandists word for anything involving the picture.  #jimcrowinacowboyhat  #worsethanslavery  #chipsdipsracistsandwhips

It's obvious that the mainstream liars don't want to call someone that is engaging in illegal activity a criminal unless the "criminal" can somehow be tied to Donald Trump. #fatorangesupremacist  Grabbing that shirt looks pretty damn aggressive.  Don't it!  #anycrackerinacowboyhatisobviouslyracist  #butthecowboyislatino  #factswontstopmestillracist  #trumperapolicyequalsracist

"Worse than slavery," some are calling their make-believe story about this picture.  #otherthanliepleasetellmewhatthiswomandoes #inciteviolence  #alwaystalkingshit  #turnspeopletostonethatlookintohereyes  

The Secretary of Excuses and Lies continues the charade while refusing to actually answer the few real questions that she gets.  #asimpleyesornowillsuffice  #circleback  #geometricallychallenged    #answerthequestionclaire

If these public servants were required to actually serve the public, they would go away on their own. #iwastoldthatiwouldgetalotofmoney  Multimillionaire elected representatives living in the lap of luxury while their constituents are struggling to survive.  #gourmetalltheway

The professional political class is filled with con men/women/aliens/snakes/unknown beings/xyz/+.  #inclusive  #inclusivityistiring  #myfingershurt  #nowyourbackisgonnahurt  #youjustpulledlandscapingduty

It's not about needing special glasses to see reality.  #noneedforanoptometrist  All you have to do is open your fucking eyes.  #butifiseethetruthiwillhavetoacknowledgeit   #mybullshitworldviewwillshatter

Take responsibility for yourself and your own life.  Stop smoking crack from the government pipe. #firstsonsareexemptithink   #saynopetodopeandughtodrugs   #ihearpaintingisfunandlucrative

Open your eyes and get in shape.  It's time to start training for the real world.  The bubblegum has lost it's flavor.  #timetokicksomeass