Fuck Off Fake News Friday


I thought I was done for the day, but they keep pulling me back in.

Here you go. 

"four years of a president who carries a healthy disregard for the Constitution"

This sounds like our current leader.


"a violent insurrection at the US Capitol"

Taking selfies in the Rotunda is classified as violent?  #flagsareweaponsbigot


"culminating in a riot at the US Capitol to protest the results of a fairly conducted presidential election"

"Fairly?"  In a fair manner; justly or honestly; impartially; properly; legitimately.  Does unconstitutionally changing voting procedures fall under "fairly?"  #theircheatingselfidentifiesasbeingfairtransphobebigot


"Donald Trump's presidency (and post-presidency) was and is a cataclysm for democratic institutions."


A cataclysm- a sudden disaster or violent event that causes change, for example a flood or a war.  #dontwannaclosemyeyes #hurricanetrump


Notice how everything is egocentric with these idiots.  They feel like they own these "democratic institutions."  If you threaten their power or, god forbid, change from what they want to do, it becomes the end of the world.  An "existential threat" to use one of their favorite lines.  #biggerthreatclimatechangeortrump


I will give this Chris Cillizza credit for resisting the urge to type "the big lie" somewhere is his POS.  #anelusiveunicornamongtheherdofsheep


Insurrection by the way, I wonder what that obscure word means.  #nobodyknowsapparently  #amysteriousriddlewrappedinanenigma  


According to dictionary.com "insurrection" is an act or instance of rising revolt, rebellion, or resistance against civil authority or an established government.  #soundslikesummer2020


That kind of sounds like a summer not long ago in land far far a-wait a minute, THIS LAND!  How many times did CNN label those "fiery but mostly peaceful protests" as insurrections?  #thatiscorrectrdj  #askstupidquestionsgetstupidanswers

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