Dude, What Does Mine Say?

"Suppression.  What does mine say?"  "Racism!  What does mine say?"  "SUPPRESSION!"

In the immortal words of the Reverend Al Sharpton, "That is why they [state's lawmakers] have attempted to enact nearly 400 bills to suppress the right to vote."  The old nonexistent saying "One man's suppression is another man's security" applies.  Nothing in any bill proposed by any state is designed to suppress a registered voter's right to vote.  Most, if not all, of the bills expand legitimate voter access as well as ballot security. #jimcrowpartyofone

Seriously, what's the big deal with security.  Security is just a white supremacist dog whistle for racism, anyway.  #cantfoolmecracker  No one cheats, steals, lies, or even has bad thoughts in this world except of course for those evil white supremacist conservatives and those demonic low life confederate insurrectionist Trump supporting thugs.  That's a given. #thankscaptainobvious

We had several years of constant whining about an illegitimate election ushering in an illegitimate Russian pawn.  #morelikeacheckerareallyfatone  To make matters worse, he was loud and opinionated not to mention fat, orange, and fat.  Fraud, fraud, fraud!  Russia, Russia, Russia!  #putinshirtlessohyeah

It's amazing that America still exists after 4 years of an orange Russian Manchurian Candidate Jenga block running our systemically evil country all to benefit the Putin empire.  Russia was living the life. #livingmybestlife  The obese orange Russian "shoe piece from monopoly" disallowed a Russian oil pipeline.  "Empathic" low IQ career politician with dementia allowed Russian pipeline. #whoisthepawn

In response to that fraudulent compromised election process, major changes were afoot in 2020.  #strangethingsareafootathecirclek

  

That flawed voting system needed a major overhaul, and a scary "completely from nature" virus from a land far far away made it possible. #ithinkitcamefromaunicorn  

Oh what an overhaul it was!  The flaw they were referring to had everything to do with the outcome and nothing actually to do with the system.  Elections and election systems become problematic when the will of the people is protected and that people's will contradicts their will.  #itsallgoodmanaslongasigetwhatiwant

Fraud is valued over security.  As long as the dead and ineligible voters are casting their ballots for the correct candidate.  #endsjustifythefuckery  Mainstream mockery and their overflowing arrogance had been effective strategies until 2016.  They were blindsided by the reality that many people in this country no longer believe their crazy divisive bullshit and voted for the red Russian mouse piece from Mousetrap. When the actual voters aren't enough, more voters must be created. #byanymeansnecessary

In lieu of adding real voters (Take it easy?  They're working on it.) which takes time, the quick solution was more ballots.  As long as the influx of ballots were not scrutinized and linked with actual voters, the mission could be accomplished. #donedeal  Flood the system with ballots while removing procedures to disqualify improper ballots under a cloak of invisibility not allowing the count to be observed equals whatever outcome you desire.  #harrypotterversusjimcrow

Ballots were carpet bombed across the nation.  We don't care if you want a ballot.  You're getting one.  We don't care if you still have a working brain.  No worries, you're getting a ballot.  Please vote for the guy without a working brain.  We don't care if you no longer exist.  Your address on file will get a ballot.  #deadvotersaredisproportionatelysuppressed  Ballots, ballots everywhere.  Ballots, ballots without a care. #ballotfairy

Riddle me this Batman, why weren't ballots kept in unsecured stacks on tables at polling places before 2020?  Why were ballots disqualified for cause at a significantly higher rate in every election prior to 2020 with far less mail in voting?  I guess multitudes of first time voters are better at filling out new forms correctly at home without supervision and help than people who regularly do it with supervision and help.  #obviouslycommonsenseyouracist  Boxes filled with unopened mail-in-ballots found in a beat up Toyota Tercel doesn't raise questions?  #stfu #racistquestions

The 2016 election limited ballots to people that requested them or showed up in person to vote thus tallying the votes of actual voters.  #novelconcept  That tried and true system elected an illegitimate president, a Russian submarine piece from Battleship, they wailed.  #putinsnerffootball  #everythingoldisracistnow  Remember anyone who was eligible to vote and wanted to vote got to vote.  Requiring valid identification to prove that you are an eligible voter is not suppression and is obviously not racist. #tellthattomyfistcracker

Anyone hinting, suggesting, or outright crying that requiring identification is racist is ironically proving their own racism.  #tenthousandspoonswhenallineededwasaknife  Suggesting that any American citizen is incapable of obtaining a driver's license or a state identification card based on his/her/? race seems kind of like the definition of racism.  It would follow that you think somehow the BIPOC community is inherently flawed and is incapable of completing the steps to obtain this elusive "white privilege" card.  #kkkmuch

Oh please excuse my stupidity, I forgot the go-to systemic racism driven by white supremacy narrative.  Someone please explain to me how these domestic-terror-threat white supremacists are disenfranchising the BIPOC community from obtaining identification. #buellerbuellerbueller  

Rogue DMV undercover white supremacists disguised as BIPOC withholding driver's licenses and ID cards from everyone except the whites.  #mightaswellcallitwhitejack

Let me explore a tangent for a moment.  Maybe the rules are obtuse, hard to find, and even harder to understand if you are able to find them.  One could argue that they are unfair. #andtheydo 

Actually, the rules are simple and plain.  The rulebook used in America is called the U.S. Constitution.  If Constitutional rules are broken, then the integrity of the process is compromised i.e. fraudulent.  The current ideology states that anything involving standards is associated with whiteness and expecting people to live up to whiteness standards is racist and therefore an existential threat to anyone not white thus being white supremacist and evil.  #runonmuch  Election integrity is evil and a sign of systemic white supremacy.  #whiteysucks

In order to be good and caring to all non-white people, we must remove all integrity from our election process.  I vote we repurpose all the old newspaper machines.  Does anyone remember newspapers?  We place one on every corner of every street in every city in America except the evil white cities.  The actual time frame is up for debate.  But let's say for the sake of getting the ball rolling, 2 months before the election we start printing and distributing ballots to the repurposed newspaper machines.  Ballots will be available with supplies being replenished daily up until one week past the election date. #maybe2weekswhateverittakes

There is a hard deadline of 3 weeks past the election date when ballots must be postmarked unless you have an excuse.  #allexcusesaccepted  Ballots will continue to be counted and recounted until the desired outcome is achieved.  #democracyforall

All the talking heads mocked and laughed at the fat orange outsider Russian hungry hungry hippo.  Their mainstream propaganda was thought to be foolproof in gaining the desired outcome.  Election day was a glorious one!  Those arrogant smiles and the mean girl mockery slowly dissipated as the results started to come in.  Joyful grins morphed into serious scowls.  Laughter dissolved into stunned silence or was replaced with crying and in some cases hysterics. #suckstobeyou

Our Constitution gives states the right to run their own elections.  One group wants to override the Constitution and state's rights by federally mandating a voting system that systemically oppresses voter security to fight against the boogeyman, el chupacabra if you prefer, of "voter suppression."  "Hey fair and legitimate states with common sense voter security measures, you will dump all that security horse shit and count every vote no matter what!"  #votenoonsecurity

Access to voting has actually been expanded in these slandered "Jim Crow on steroids" states.  By expanded, I mean expanded, made more available, given more access, or the opposite of suppressed.  Voters have more access to voting in Georgia than in Delaware.  Delaware, the home state of the current Commander in Chief.  Let that sink in, and then tell me about systemic racism again.  #jimcrowisademocrat

But Stacy Abrams said that it's suppression and racist and something about Jim Crow.  Major League Baseball and Coca Cola agreed.  #idontgiveafuck

She lost an election and won't shut up about it.  #whinybitch

According to her, the only reason she lost was because of that Jim Crow dick and his white supremacist hillbillies suppressing all the people that wanted to vote for her.  She didn't win making her election fraudulent.  But don't get it twisted.  Elections are not fraudulent and beyond question. #thebiglie  Her election was the only one that was bad.  #ohandalgoretooforgotaboutthatone  That is until these white supremacist Crow fucks in these backward backwater states wanted to legitimize their election procedures by passing laws to ensure election integrity as is their duty detailed in the Constitution of the United States of America.  #countingcrows #mrjoneswasracist

If one wanted more eligible voters to vote and identification was the stumbling block, wouldn't you think concerned parties would work to get these voters the identification that they so desperately need?  That tactic would uphold voter integrity while increasing the amount of eligible voters the ability to participate.  That would be the obvious strategy.  #thanksagaincaptainobvious  This approach would also allow these disenfranchised Americans the ability to purchase cold medicine without having to get an anti-racist white friend to purchase it for them. #winwin

Removing voter integrity measures to supposedly fix a problem that doesn't actually exist seems completely moronic unless the goal is making our voting process as insecure as possible.  #lightbulb 

When you understand the motive it makes perfect sense.  How many American adults that want to vote can't, because they haven't figured out how to get an ID card?  Back to Stacey KKK-brams, why does she think that BIPOC can't figure out the ID process?  Maybe she should write a book detailing all of the things she did to get her ID card. #clearlynotanissue  I wonder if there is a "how to" chapter about getting identification in this opus?

Can someone please introduce me to one of these suppressed voters?  I will make it my mission in life to get them to the polls on election day.  I am willing to bet that the number of systemically suppressed voters because of ID rules (zero) is less than the number of dead voters (more than zero).  Who wants to put their money down?  #crickets

Mine says "STFU no one wants to hear your BULLSHIT."  The "Big Lie" is that they want a fair election.  Stop claiming that BIPOC are incapable of meeting simple generic security requirements that every voter has to comply with!  

A country that truly cares about it's citizens and is a constitutional republic makes voter integrity and ballot security top priorities.  All eligible voters and their ballots are welcome.  All ineligible voters and fraudulent ballots are not!  Peddle your "I'm a victim" bullshit somewhere else!  I believe there's a lot of available land in Afghanistan.  Mexico is also an option if you want to stay closer to this systemically racist place.