Take Your Foot Off of the Hose. I'm Dying of Thirst!

I remember when the norm of waiting in line to vote wasn't an issue of voter suppression.  We all did it and still do.  I also remember when the ballots at a designated polling place were secure.  They didn't have stacks of them on a table like random forms at the post office or the department of motor vehicles.  Unfortunately for anyone who cares about legitimate elections, those memories are fading and fading fast.  #warpspeed   In the current climate, inconvenience and required security procedures equal voter suppression which in turn equals white supremacy. #slipperyslope

Let's play a little thought experiment, shall we?  #shallweplayagame  Which one of the following scenarios would be more conducive to a fair and secure election?  #choiceshaveconsequences

A)  Registered voters have to show up in person with proper identification to get and submit their votes regardless of anything.  In specific instances where a legitimate need is demonstrated, a voter can request and use an absentee ballot. #soundsgoodtome

B)  Hundreds of millions of ballots are mailed out based on voter rolls that by law can not be updated to reflect the current electorate (purging voters who have moved to a different state or have died).  Any ballots that make it back to the polling places (can be after election day too, no problem) by any means necessary are then counted without any verification measures to ensure that they are indeed valid legal votes.  #beingdeadshouldnotdisenfranchiseavoter  #dontbeadeadist

"Well when you put it like that, I choose 'Fuck off, white supremacist!'"  #mytruthisallthatmatters  #sorrymymistakeithoughtwewantedittobefair

Signature matching is voter suppression?  Somehow like every other security measure, certain self-described anti-racists believe that requiring a voter to know how to and demonstrate the ability to sign his/her/xim/zam/wella/walla/bim/bam/+  name on a ballot is a tool of white supremacy designed to disenfranchise voters of color.  #dontyoudaresaycoloredvotersyouracist   Claiming certain races don't have the ability to write a signature seems demonstrably racist to me. #lasticheckedallracescandosignatures

Not allowing electioneering to happen within 150 feet of a polling place is voter suppression?  Election revisionists want to make it seem like in order to vote you have to do a marathon through a really really hot and sandy desert with lots of amazingly hot sand to make it to the ballot box.  #nextwhiteywilloutlawshoes  To make things even more difficult, aid stations are illegal on this treacherous and incredibly sandy marathon route.  No water, no energy gels, and definitely no Gatorade, Powerade, or any aid for that matter can be provided.   #unlimitedhatorade  Keep in mind that it's really hot and really sandy in the marathon desert voting lines.  Have you ever walked on hot sand?    #spoileralert  Self serve water stations are not banned, and you can have your own food and water. #lyingequalsunityapparently #ifyoudidntknowhotsandreallysucks

Not letting a person bring unlimited amounts of ballots to a polling place (ballot harvesting) is voter suppression?  #ifoundthisbasketofballots  If voting is important to you, then take responsibility and vote.  #therelevantrword  If for some reason you can't vote in person and you can't drop off your ballot at a polling place in person, then mail it in.  That is the entire point of a vote-by-mail ballot, be it universal or requested.  #thenamekindofsaysitalldoesntit

Requiring valid identification is voter suppression?  This point can not be argued no matter where in the political spectrum you reside.  Making a requirement to show valid identification in order to vote in person definitely suppresses voting, FRAUDULENT VOTING.  This suppression technique effects all voters equally.  It doesn't matter what political party you represent or the color of your skin.  #bipartisanfraudulentvotersuppressionnow  Every fraudulent vote that is counted is anti-democracy (anti constitutional republic, as well).  #whosaidwecaredaboutanythingotherthanpower  

This brings up another tunnel in the white supremacy rabbit hole. #whiterabbits  Are white supremacists keeping the BIPOC community down by disenfranchising them in regard to getting a driver's license or state identification?  Last time I had to enter the hallowed halls of the Department of Motor Vehicles, I did not notice anything resembling what I've seen Klan rallies portrayed as in television and film.  #evidenceofimplicitbiasobviously  As a matter of fact, there was plenty of diversity represented in the employees.  They must be deep deep undercover clandestine racists.  #cantjudgeabookbyitscover 

Could it be that the term systemic is another way of saying "I can't give you a specific instance, because one doesn't exist otherwise I would have used it to legitimize my point"?  So, many in the BIPOC community are unable to acquire driver's licenses and state identifications?  Why aren't we as a nation addressing that specific systemic racism?  #houstonwehavefoundtheproblem   The racist DMV must be addressed and reimagined from the ground up?  #defundthedmv

Evil white supremacists are using the DMV as a covert organization to rule the country.  Might as well call it the DWS (Department of White Supremacy).  I don't know how this "racist" organization got so much power in this country in the first place. #didjimcrowstartthedmv  #whereisalsharptonwhenyouneedhim

With this DWS, anything requiring identification is part of this evil tangled web of systemic racism not just voting.  #ohwhatawickedweb  Buying alcohol/cigarettes, applying for welfare/Medicaid/social security, renting/buying a car, applying for a job/for unemployment, renting/buying a house, buying certain cold medicines, opening a bank account, buying a firearm, cashing a check, adopting a pet, buying an "M" rated video game, donating blood, gambling in a casino, applying for a hunting/fishing license, using a credit card, getting a hotel room, getting married, purchasing a gun, and flying on a plane to name a few are all institutions that white supremacy has its evil grip on.  #identificationseemsprettyimportantandnecessary

If the DMV is not systemically racist, then racism is not an obstacle to someone obtaining a driver's license or a state identification.  Thus, requiring identification to vote could not be described as racist.  #takethatjimcrow  #endingracismonestupidexampleatatime  The issue becomes that of responsibility.  If you are not responsible enough to get a form of valid identification, then it follows that you are not responsible enough to vote or do many many other things in this country. #requiringrealresponsibilityisreallyrabidlyracistforreals

Certain individuals are clamoring for a restart of America from scratch.  Some of their plans include eliminating prisons, decriminalizing crime, dismantling/eliminating police, removing our national borders, teaching that all races are good except for one, decertifying biology as a science, ending racism with more racism, criminalizing carbon based fuel, adding new states, free stuff for some for simply existing, and huge costs to others for being successful.  This new America will be based on a two-tier system. Irresponsibility for one tier while requiring personal responsibility as well as whole group responsibility from the other tier.  #parentclasstakescareofthechildrenclass  This reimagined America should have a new name to further distance ourselves from the all-white founders.  Send your new name suggestions to AOC.  #dumbfuckistan  But, I digress. 

Why would any political group push so hard for measures that unequivocally undermine election integrity?  #racismracismracismisthenewrussiarussiarussia  Saying "all lives matter" is unacceptable in response to someone saying "BLACK LIVES MATTER," but oddly enough saying "legal votes matter" is unacceptable when the current ethos is "ALL VOTES MATTER."  #flipflopsarecomfy

The election held in 2016 was far more secure than the election in 2020. #liarrememberrussiarussiarussia   Unfortunately for those thirsting for power, the wrong candidate won.  A landslide was predicted and one candidate was mocked and ridiculed.  #orangefatmanfunny They were so smug and arrogant making jokes and having a blasty blast on election night.  #msnbcthemoreyoudontknow   There was no issue with our election procedures until the results started coming in.  #tearsoftheclowns  

In 2020, changes were made to ensure that things would not be left to chance (the voters).  Standard mocking and slanted mainstream news coverage could not be trusted.  #fakenewsfoundineffective  Some states made election modifications that are indisputably unconstitutional.  Why would rules, laws, and constitutional provisions be broken so blatantly or simply disregarded?  Those changes alone made the election fraudulent.  #legalvotesmatter

So, let's fix this systemic racism thing starting with its foundation, those white supremacist POS at the DMV.  #rootcauseoftheproblem  

Legal identification for all, now!  Chant it with me.  Legal identification for all, now!  We should immediately institute the harshest penalties at our disposal for any white supremacist asshole standing in the way of any person obtaining legal identification.  #executionseemsappropriate  I emphatically say "FUCK YOU" to legal identification suppressors.  #everyadultshouldbeabletopurchasenyquillbutnotenoughtocookmethamphetamine  #saynopetodopeandughtodrugs

It's obvious what our next steps are.  Armed with sufficient food and water, sunblock, a hat, and a good pair of running shoes, we must begin our marathon into the white supremacist desert that is America.  When we reach the Department of Motor Vehicles, we execute every last one of the racist motherfuckers that work there. #honeybunny  Then, we save the soul of America by making official identification a reality for all.  #idprivilege4all  Thus removing the catch-all bullshit excuse fueling the disingenuous assinine reasoning to suppress secure elections.  #voteunicorn2024